What you say when you see a chronic masturbator doing what he does best.

Also can be said as 'Dawg, put yo junk away!' if you're black or a wigger.

Can also be preceded by dude, man, yo shrimpy or in a woman's case, pervert because obviously the only reason he could be masturbating is because she's absolutely fucking perfect (see:egomaniac).
Example 1-
Chronic Masturbator: fap fap fap fap fap fap

Normal Guy: Maaaannnnn, put that thing away! Sicko...
Chronic Masturbator: Splurrrrrrrrge!

Example 2-
Chronic Masturbator: fap fap fap fap fap fap
Black Guy: Dawwwwwg, put yo junk away! Dat is sum fucked up shit yo!
Chronic Masturbator: fap fap... what? Hey is that my bike!? You fucking nigger!

Example 3-
Chronic Masturbator: fap fap fa...
Kanye: Hey man, I'm real proud of you and imma let you finish, but chatroulette and omegle have some of the best chronic masturbators of all time. OF ALL TIME! So just put yo junk away!
додав Kanye interrupts 26 Червень 2010
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