Top Definition
A broken penis
Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.
#boner #dick #penis #sex #hoe
додав Tom Bueller 04 Жовтня 2010
A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
додав jimbobbedyjobob 17 Червня 2003
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
#shonk #shonky #shonky von shonkerton #skanky #just shonk
додав Shonky von shonkerton 09 Жовтня 2008
to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!
додав bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. 04 Жовтня 2003
Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.
#spammer #non-first #saviour of wow #kid #gamer
додав Meitheway 18 Листопада 2013
Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.
shonks have big noses because the air is free
#jew #kike #offensive #yid #british
додав polruan 29 Вересня 2010
Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit
Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.
#shonk #network #router #poor #fault
додав The Shonkmeister 24 Лютого 2011
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