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шукати будь-яке слово, наприклад sapiosexual:
 
1.
Head-exploding cuteness.
*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*
додав moosa17 11 Серпень 2009
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2.
The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.
*carving jack-o-lanterns*

Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

Jimmothy: *SPLORT*

Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!
додав 0SED4X 6 Листопад 2013
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3.
When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").
Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
додав Splortzilla 4 Грудень 2011
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4.
the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis
Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.
додав meredith 27 Січень 2005
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