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What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.
The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.
#clamping #clamper #clamped #clampy #clamps
додав Kelly Huckaby 22 Січня 2006
The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.
1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
#obama #the #boobs #chowda #ducci
додав peterlee01 09 Травня 2008
A sexual manoeuvre preformed by inserting four fingers in a lady's arsehole and the thumb in her vagina and preceding to "clamp" the rectovaginal septum in the hand.
Gaz tried fisting his bird the other night but he couldn't fit his thumb in so he popped it in her clunge and gave her the clamp.

I was clamping a slag once and I got so excited my thumb broke through into her arse.
#fisting #clunge #anal #gypsy click #monster wank
додав Eddy the Hero 25 Квітня 2011
A sexual manuever in which you grab both the penis and the ball sack and sqeeze it as hard as you can, while pushing it up.
Zach was given the clamp by Hannah.
#masturbate #jackoff #squeeze #ow #penis
додав iwasatbiblecamp 20 Вересня 2009
When performing "finger sex" on a woman, The Clamp aids with balance from the "finger sex" giver. This comes in handy most often when intoxicated, falling off the bed, or both.
"Yo Berms, I was wasted about to fall off the bed while finger-sexing that mamma, until I used The Clamped to save my fall."
#clamp #drunk #sex #fingering #finger sex
додав Tom Lumley 30 Серпня 2007
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