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Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"
The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”
#truffle #wrong #loser #unlucky #incorrect #mistaken #stupid
додав Giggles T. Clown 21 Вересня 2014
A species of mushroom which contains some edible varieties.
додав AYB 10 Березня 2003
An extremely sweet person. Usually being compared to a truffle as in the candy. A very affectionate name.
My little Truffles is so sweet.
#extremely #candy #affectionate #sweet #compared
додав DTruffles 26 Жовтня 2007
When you are at a bar and too drunk to remember a lady's name, she shall be referred to as Truffles.
Guy #1: I met this chick at the bar last night
Guy #2: Oh yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah, I got her number but can't remember her name.
Guy #2: Oh, so you met Truffles?
Guy #1: Yeah, Truffles was the definition of an Arlington Girl.
#arlington girl #trixie #marina girl #bar #drunk #capitol hill girl #black out #wasted
додав Fun Johnny 11 Травня 2009
(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban
Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!
#cameltoe #location #velcro #candy #spiderman
додав bonnet 23 Серпня 2006
a bitch so fine you would do some nasty shit wit
Damn look at that truffles i wish i could C shocker her
#fine #hott #hoochie #bangin #slut
додав anthony graves 07 Лютого 2008
A term for a stuffy, short british man with a bowler hat,
"Rupert, you look like a truffle!"
додав General_Truffles 10 Березня 2003
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