People with ADHD:

Misplace their wallet while looking for their keys then misplace their cellphone while looking for their wallet.

Are employed part time looking for where they parked.

Don't require closet space because they use their bed during the day and the floor at night.

Write their name on the wrong line of a form and cross it out then write it again on that same line.

Say goodbye and shake hands with the person that is supposed to give them a ride home.

Need to finish their assignment that was due 2 weeks ago so they can work on the one due last week so they can study for todays exam before they find out it was yesterday.

Try to open their apartment door with their car key.
In recent study it was found that Adderall improved ADHD symptoms in 70% of the subjects. The other 30% are still hoping the bottle with all the pills in it will turn up.
додав real-adhd-guy 11 Жовтень 2008
the ability to think of a bazillion things at once but never able to consentrate on just one leaving the person in a constant state of bliss so that you are never doing the right thing at the right time.
this is a fun learning game i have a fun vidio game hey one time i had a vido game named crash bandacoot wait the main charicter was an animal and i saw a bear at the zoo once the zoo has good food and one time at thanksgiving my grandma was there old pople are nice, o im sorry teacher i dident hear the question i had an adhd moment
додав michael chastain 30 Листопад 2005
Be proud you have it. it comes in handy. it stands for Attention Deficit Hyperactive disor
додав egegegegegrw 9 Червень 2010
1. the disease voted, "most fun to have and operate on a daily basis"

2. a disease known to cause extreme yet undeniably loveable randomness

see also:luke, afflicted ver. 1.2
luke: bet you cant blow up a mailbox using a gallon of water and car traveling at 50mph....
додав he who smashes mailboxes with ease 11 Травень 2005
A mental disorder, common in children, that only affects 10% of kids who claim to have it. It causes hyperactivity and a low attemtion span. I hate ADHD. Im socially awkward because of it and have almost no friends. Im ridiculed in school, and labeled as a "retard" and "idiot" even though i have a genius level IQ. No, i dont take ritalin, im not a stoner, and i have feelings. ADHD is also referred to as "ADD". It is the basis of many stereotypes.
1. Hey, he has ADHD, he must be an idiot!
2. Its not my fault that i have ADHD.

3. "cool kid": hey guys, i have ADHD! He (guy who actually has ADHD) is a RETARD!
додав Kyle. My name is Kyle. 26 Лютий 2012
Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) is generally considered to be a developmental disorder, largely neurological in nature effecting 3-5 percent of the population. I developed it at a young age but my parents were against the idea of seeing a behavior specialist. My mom said it was a bad idea, but she doesn't know much about medicine. One time she told me to take Ibuprofen but I hadn't had anything to eat so it irritated my stomach and I vomited. One time when we were drinking I puked so much that I burst a blood vessel in my eye. I have contacts so I couldn't wear them for a couple days because it hurt. I think I might get PKR so I don't have to wear contacts anymore.
I got sick of putting my contacts in every morning so I got laser eye surgery. I think the formal name for it was PKR. Wait, what does this have to do with ADHD?
додав Mojoe4life 25 Березень 2007
A mental disorder that is poorly understood by many. Contrary to popular belief, people with adhd aren't retarded. They just don't learn like most other people do. This, in turn, pisses off the faculty at school, and they make everyone around you aware of of your disorder, and since your non adhd classmates don't understand your disorder either, you'll be labeled as different, guaranteeing that you'll be made fun of multiple times. Despite this, adhd people tend to be more intelligent than those who do well in public schools. They don't pay attention in class because guess what stupid teachers? Your class is useless to them and boring as shit, not because they suck at learning. Most kids with adhd are highly creative. After the hell they endure at school, they usually go on to be successful at life and never look back. Famous examples of these people: Albert Einstein, Jim carrey, Pete rose (baseball legend), will smith, Michael phelps (Olympic gold medalist swimmer), robin Williams (RIP), Walt Disney, and way too many people to list have adhd and go on to do incredible things.
Teacher at school: WHAT?!?! Your son has ADHD?!?! Oh, we can help him.

Teacher in class: ...and that's why 5,552X is parallel with 9,467Y. (Half the class is asleep) hey...uh... Kid with adhd! Solve the next problem! What is 3,758Y equivalent to?

Student with adhd: uh...I... I honestly don't know, mrs. Richards.

Teacher: are you that stupid?! We went over this yesterday! Twice! You should be paying attention like everyone else is! (Even though no one actually is) do this 10 page packet so I don't have to fail you! *whole class laughs at him*

Kid with adhd in 20 years: I love living in Hawaii! I'm so glad that people outside of school appreciated my creativity! Now I can rest easy knowing I found the cure for cancer!
додав AnArChY231 18 Серпень 2014

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