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1. an exotic form of torture. see also geometry.

2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4

3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4

3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

1. I was a naughty boy, so i had to take algebra.

2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think.

3. my math teacher has no talent in anything

2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think.

3. my math teacher has no talent in anything

додав Sodak
19 Лютий 2004

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An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.

Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:

10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

додав zuawg
21 Травень 2009

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evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death.

A standard torture session should proceed like this:

After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.

A standard torture session should proceed like this:

After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.

P1 - "Dude my math teachers a terrorist."

P2 - "Whatever."

P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"

P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"

P2 - "Whatever."

P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"

P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"

додав omgmathisgayasfuck666
30 Квітень 2009

4

Algebra is a topic that was created thousands of years ago for the sole purpose of pissing high school students off.

I got an F in algebra, now I've gotta take it agian!

додав BlueHair
21 Квітень 2005

5

1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.

2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!

2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

додав Mike the Ekim
9 Квітень 2005

6

Algebra is the most usless class ever created

if you get lost while driving and you stop at a gas station for directions i promise you that youll never hear this

drive down the road until you see another road perpinducular take a left and there will be another road parrelell eventually it will come in at a 45 degree angle... solve for X

drive down the road until you see another road perpinducular take a left and there will be another road parrelell eventually it will come in at a 45 degree angle... solve for X

додав Jake G.
9 Червень 2005

7

The most annoying, boring, useless, yet highly regarded subject in all levels of school.

Why am I taking math if I want to be a writer?

додав Pizzaguy
11 Січень 2005