Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.
guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.
guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
guy #1--'Cause your my friend.