Source: Robert Bork fired the Watergate special prosecutor for Richard Nixon after his superiors in the justice department resigned rather do it themselves.
"My cowboy friend is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him... The hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted", then he borked him.