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Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.
For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?
додав Dingo Dave 09 Червня 2006
small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.
two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
додав Jack 07 Грудня 2004
sonnet
додав Anonymous 28 Вересня 2003
A piece of harded exrement, that clings to the hair around ones anus. Some bumnuts cling to the hair so well that removing them can rip the hair out from the root which can be painful.
He doesn't wipe his backside, he will get bumnuts.
додав Kai_76 18 Лютого 2008
To put simply an egg
"Hey my hen laid a bumnut!"

or

"Hey lets go and have a bumnut for lunch"
додав Camac 02 Липня 2006
A derogatory word for a useless or stupid person.
I'm not working with that bumnut!
get lost, Bumnut!
додав Kai_76 18 Лютого 2008
1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.
1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!
додав buzz 22 Грудня 2003
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