Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
додав CompulsiveDribbler304 8 Квітень 2011
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
додав the autonomous heartbeat 29 Травень 2009
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
додав chasedadcaptainds 3 Квітень 2008
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
додав Eris 22 Червень 2003
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
додав non giron 1 Жовтень 2012
repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting
jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...
додав ms.smoov 18 Червень 2011
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
додав pootytang112 27 Квітень 2009

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