The best cover-up when talking about something you shouldn't be talking about
"She pulled down my pants and started to–"

**teacher walks by**

"-and then I went to church and prayed; hallelujah! pa-raise the Lord!"
додав amilf 29 Травень 2007
To be dishonest. To misrepresent an idea as the truth.
"Did you hear? Jimmy got arrested last night for tax fraud."
"Oh man. That's church, yo."
додав theprequel 2 Жовтень 2013
A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.
Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.
додав Cheesecakexox 19 Грудень 2010
A word that is used in a communal aspect. Hence, church is not always the building religious activities take place in, but the congregation that makes up the building. Thus, the word church encompasses the relationship between people.
Guy 1: What's good church?

Guy 2: Nothing Mothing much, what you doing tonight?

Guy 1: Probably going to the club. You down church?

Guy 2: Yeah, let's do it
додав PizzlemanD 14 Грудень 2010
A place where crazy, stupid people go to listen to some old child molester talk about myths found in a fiction book called the bible.
Wow, your weird. You actually go to church?
додав yourmom666- 21 Грудень 2011
1) a building designated for those (aka Christians) who are following the rules.
2) a place where Christians gather together in the name of euphoria, sing-a-longs, dress up, etc, in order to feel good about one's self.
3) a cult, view, religion, ideology, sect, etc.
1)If you are in a building where people listen to you and accept who you are as a person despite the circumstances, its not church, its an AA Meeting.
додав Dave The Symphony 20 Квітень 2011
A building that brainwashes people
Don't go it that church! XD
додав MrTanman 24 Грудень 2008

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