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A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.
It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.
додав Snoutman 09 Січня 2004

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small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.
sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.
додав woodpidgeon 19 Вересня 2003

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A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.
I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.
додав Dan Fox 19 Червня 2003

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Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.
I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse
додав sNoWy1998 01 Грудня 2005

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Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.
Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!
додав MisterE 27 Січня 2006

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Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.
Hey Leslie, how was your date?
Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.
додав MisterE 02 Лютого 2006

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little piece of shit that hangs stubbornly from your anal beard.
Des had trouble when a damn clag nut would not leave his anus hair.
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