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8.
something Bono should get familiar with
when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.
додав BVSH 3 Лютий 2005
 
9.
To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.
I cock punched her in the face.
додав hobnob 11 Серпень 2003
 
10.
When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.
"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho

"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch
додав A crazy lol bitch 26 Липень 2009
 
11.
The name of a hardcore band, and the action of punching somebody in the dick.
puncher: hey dude, guess what?
victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher?
puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick
victim: okay
puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!
додав xphilcf297x 13 Липень 2009
 
12.
This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.
Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?
додав Taco Sanchez 4 Серпень 2006
 
13.
Physical blow to the male groin
Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch
додав Rich 25 Квітень 2003
 
14.
While having sex with a female (preferably doggy style), when you are about to climax you thrust as hard as you can into the girls clitoris and propel her off the bed face first into the floor. A brutal but very pleasurable sexual maneuver if done correctly
Bob: Man I was in this bitch so hard last night that I cockpunched her ass off the bed
Bill: Damn dude, looks like you won't be needing sex for a longg time
додав Paulybawlz 3 Квітень 2014