A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
додав KiwiGarlic123 12 Вересень 2014
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
додав cheesygrins 16 Лютий 2010
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
додав Bradly J. mitchell 23 Жовтень 2007
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
додав pea123456 6 Лютий 2013
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?
додав r0x0rmyj0x0rz 3 Квітень 2004
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?
додав Captn Luke 26 Лютий 2007
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
додав The One Guy 27 Вересень 2007

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