1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
додав GashPash 09 Лютого 2010
The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
додав Blake A. Eveleigh 24 Травня 2008
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
додав Captn Luke 27 Лютого 2007
Refers to a womans vagina
She had a sweet dripping crumpet.
додав crumpetboy 19 Жовтня 2004
Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
додав FannyMay 29 Серпня 2009
Vagina, pussy, minge.
Lets go butter some crumpets lads.
додав JOE B SPECIAL 26 Травня 2009
A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.
Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!
додав the triple threat gang 21 Березня 2008
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