Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
додав NMFSD 31 Січень 2011
The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.
Mike- The Situation
Pauly D - The Problem
Ronny,and Vinny.

Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina
додав Paolo Rigranadia 19 Листопад 2010
1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
додав xcometxrulesx 14 Жовтень 2010
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker but is still capable. Not to be confuzed with douche. Commonly has the name "Mike Le." Tends to be and instigator but can't do shit.
He talks shit but can't back it up, he must be a douchebag.
додав coolk1234 5 Вересень 2010
A pretentious, arrogant idiot. Someone with an inflamed sense of self-worth, usually compounded with an extreme lack of intelligence. Typically does not own a mirror, for if they did, would surely be able to detect the immense level of douchebagginess they are emitting.
Douchebag: (adj;) See also; Jersey Shore.
додав TheMaddestMage 25 Серпень 2010
Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.
No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.

REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
додав AMERICAN IDIOTTTT 30 Червень 2010
Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.

Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.
Douche bag, Tan Tan
додав M.E.Joseph 22 Червень 2010

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