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1.
A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.
Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.
додав Sha 18 Червень 2003
 
2.
A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.
Man, she totally earmuffed me!
додав Heat123 23 Жовтень 2007
 
3.
Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.

Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
Man, Ians ears are red becuase he had his earmuffs on. I know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.
додав Diane the BITCH 9 Липень 2005
 
4.
Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.
Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...

Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!

Dad: Earmuffs!

**children cover ears**

Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.
додав justasillylilgirl 18 Березень 2009
 
5.
"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.
I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.
додав earmuffking 12 Квітень 2013
 
6.
A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).
Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.
додав DustinSchaeffer 12 Листопад 2007
 
7.
Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.
My friend's busty sister liked to embarrass me by giving me earmuffs in front of other people.
додав DaveBuck 5 Липень 2005