Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.
Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.
додав Enfero 09 Грудня 2004
when stinky air comes out of your bum.
when i was at school i let the biggest fart in class.
додав Patrick Mcmillen 22 Листопада 2004
A loud honking noise emitted from the anus, originating from the colon. It is made of of heaved gases and ass-smell.
Oh golly! That fart you did stained my jacket!
додав B-Drac 12 Серпня 2003
Something my girlfriend likes to do way too much!
She loves to fart.
додав Rubber1232 02 Серпня 2003
A small explosion coming from between the inner thighs.
"I do believe I just heard a fart."
додав JiimJam 20 Грудня 2008
A fart, despite the horrific smell (see doornob), is FUNNY! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the ass cheeks and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.
Farts are fricken funny.
додав anonymas 03 Січня 2008
A hissing sound coming from your ass.
I love farting on my mirror.I spread my ass wide open and let go, and then watch the gas marks on the glass. I love it
My chair stinks farty. I fart every minute and the stink has gotten into the fabric.
додав Methane 15 Травня 2004
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