Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.
I used my fleshlight last night. It felt great.
додав Bah 11 Серпень 2004
a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.
Whore: hey stud, $50 for a blowjob and some anal
Man: fuck off bitch, I have my fleshlight!
додав Phil the Pill 31 Серпень 2006
the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.
While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.
додав phil 7 Лютий 2005
An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.

It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.

If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.
who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?
додав lockboy 24 Березень 2008
A sex toy used to replicate a vagina. A fleshlight is intended to stimulate the penis into an orgasm. A fleshlight has the same use to a male as a Dildo has to a female.
Damn, I havn't been laid in days...Where'd I put my fleshlight....?
додав Jimmy Yourger 26 Червень 2007
competition for women, feels amazing usually because even if it get loose you can always buy another one. And it comes in three different forms - anal, vagina and blowjob! There are also new toys called an artificial vagina.
fuck you bitch, i got a fleshlight.
додав IDUNTKNOW 13 Жовтень 2007

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