When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
#pissing on yourself #not pissing on yourself #peeing yourself #not peeing yourself #urinating on yourself
додав markah stewart 22 Жовтня 2005
1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
#shoot #bomb #gun #load #fire
додав J Kong 19 Жовтня 2013
The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
#snitch #bitch #tattle tale #asshole #jerk
додав Bobby_love 24 Лютого 2013
Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
#cumshot #crossfire #frendli fire #unintentional splooging #disrespectful
додав Cumshot Carl 12 Листопада 2011
When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
#ejaculate #masturbation #cum #semen #collateral damage
додав Crispee22 12 Вересня 2011
this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
#friendly #fire #friendly fire #jizz #jerk #off #jerk off #rusty trombone #jelly donut #cumshot
додав Jack10392 06 Травня 2010
when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
додав Troy 25 Травня 2004
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