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1.
More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
додав Dick Splash 10 Листопад 2003
 
2.
A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
додав Archie2K 17 Квітень 2004
 
3.
A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.
Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.
додав OutlawStar 27 Липень 2004
 
4.
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
додав Anonymous 6 Травень 2003
 
5.
A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.
Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
додав nikkan_hanil 30 Червень 2004
 
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"Golf... is truly happiness"
A great quote by Moe Norman
додав Mr. Johnny 15 Квітень 2005
 
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a sport that will take over anyone's life. Girls will find themselves competing with a golf club for attention. Golf can make people in an extremely crabby mood if they get a bad score.
"My boyfriend got a 47 on 9 holes in golf, so he went home to sulk."
додав Sea Blue 12 Березень 2009