Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.
Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
додав Nick Mihi. 24 Квітень 2006
A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob
Oww Kristy You Gonk! You Dropped Your Maths Test!
I Cant Belive You Fell For That You Silly Gonk!
додав Muteress and Mutelator 21 Лютий 2005
Another word used for a blowjob.
NED says to another NED: "GEES A GONK YAH DOBBER!"
додав Gerry Mckenna 23 Травень 2007
toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
додав david 17 Червень 2006
Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.
"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"
додав MetalMikey666 7 Серпень 2005
A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.

And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
''Omg! Look how gonkish they are! Total posers!''
додав meandmybrightideas 17 Вересень 2006
A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.
My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.
додав valhollah 12 Березень 2006

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