Irish - A group of people from the island of Ireland, that are owned by the British, want to be Italians but arent even as good as the Scottish, also these people are permadrunks that love to fight.
also have never controlled a large Empire, like the British, Romans, Mongolians
Germans or any one else... hell even the French have contributed more to the world
Those damn Irish always fighting in the bars, and arguing about soccer
додав Psuedolph the red nosed pengui 6 Квітень 2009
1. The goofiest looking nationality on the planet. 2. Euphemism for drunk. 3. Posessing way too much pride in ethnic identity.
1. That girl has the wierdest eye shape and some crazy eyebrows. Plus, she smells like week old tater tots. She must be Irish.

2. Why is tara using Jack Daniel's in a beer bong? Because Tara is an Irish.

3. My name is Erin Morris. That's about as Irish as you can get. I hate Irish people and thier sense of self-importance. They are worse than mexicans.
додав shithead420 12 Квітень 2007
People who are prone to tell you how great they are. Fond of touting their robust economy while failing to mention it was built on the foundation of an E.U. welfare state. Think everything Celtic is romantic, special, unique blah blah blah. Sometimes consider the Scotch and Welsh as Celtic kinsman and sometimes exclude them for not not being true Celts (as if Ireland has the only claim). Say they have their own language but unlike Wales, no one can actually speak it and haven;t for years (That makes them posseurs). Their beer is overrated (Beamish is really good, but doesn't have Guiness' marketing) food sucks (this ain't no France) and sometimes call themselves the blacks of Europe (this is especially offensive, yes they were oppressed but is this the equivalent of enslavement? Only a douchebag Irishman would think so). Do have a good history of music (the folk shit gets old but they can boast of Van Morrison, U2, Thin Lizzie etc.) The one factor that redeems the Irish? They can shit in a bag, stamp made in Ireland on it, and sell it to stupid Americans for $50.
Irish-American wannabe: Kiss Me I'm Irish
Irishman: Where you from?
IAW: Boston, Red Sox Rule!
Irishman: (shitting in a bag) Would you like to buy an authentic Irish souvenir?
додав ThunderMummy 31 Жовтень 2005
Hot tempered, stinky, alcholic, ginger headed little men and women with annoying accents. The rest of Europe gets a good laugh out of them.
Irishman: "oh deary, the leprachan took me pot 'o gold, wheres me pint?"

Frenchman: "Send our rubbish barges to Ireland!"
додав bonerjams2000 17 Березень 2008
The Irish are:
1.Weak, stupid people, prone to drink
2.Come from an island named ireland
3.Large percentage of gingers
4.Cant speak english probably, even when they try
5.No unique national import except their own stereotype
6.Blame the English for all their troubles(no pun intended)
Ed:You alright mate, where do you come from then?
Paddy:I'm Irish. From Ireland.
Ed: Wheres that then?
додав Wulfingas 1 Жовтень 2007
The coolest people ever, and yes we ARE all alchoholics. dont beleive the lies, we are soaked with booze and thats the way we like it. NOT the same as british becasue we have so much better of an accent and are nly rivaled in awsomeness by scotland, both of which have kicked englands ass.
Man im so hungover, last night i really got into my irish heritage.
додав Mr. CW Nelson 7 Березень 2008
1. People from Ireland
2. The most commical and funny and cool accent ever
3. People who were pestered by the English for around 800 years, poor dears..
4. All of them have at least one leprechaun!
5. People who in the olden days usually always had the smell of whiskey on 'em.
" Aye you feckin' irish "
oi, watch ya tongue u irish pric!
додав lubei 29 Жовтень 2005

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