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43.
A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis
That Jacob is so cool
додав gyhippo 18 Серпень 2011
 
44.
A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
додав Definatore 28 Травень 2011
 
45.
Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.
Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?
додав thecabbagechiccas 6 Липень 2011
 
46.
Blue eyes, usually blonde, smells delicious, but over-all a weird kid. He tends to compare dicks with all of his friends. And he likes to play tag naked. Makes weird noises, and always has boogers.
bob: hey!

george: be right back - *starts running naked*

bob: wow, that kids such a jacob...
додав george blues 11 Квітень 2011
 
47.
weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.
who's that guy?

oh, him? that's jacob.

is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?

the very same.

ha. sucks to be him.
додав applesoft 12 Липень 2011
 
48.
An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!
A rat named Jacob
додав Partysoccer18002 4 Липень 2011
 
49.
An inconsiderate asshole who slaps women, and emotionally beats people. He doesn't care about anyone but himself, and is probably gay. He cuts himself for attention and drinks too much coffee. He is exceptionally prone to occasional bouts of manopause, and never showers, washes his clothes, or wears deoderant. Also, did I mention he never brushes his teeth? NASTY. All and all, he's just a bad guy.
Oh nothing... Just Jacob, yano?
додав OperationMJC 9 Травень 2011