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1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback
1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
додав Frank Booth 12 Червня 2006
somethin from a really stupid joke that george was obsessed with and flew to ohio for a chance to use it on an episode of seinfeld
"yea well the jerk store called and their running out of you!"
додав FeelThaShocker 12 Грудня 2003
background:
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."
Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.
додав richie! 15 Листопада 2004
what you say to someone being a jerk
"Jerk Store called, they want you back"
додав Aguy89 08 Квітня 2008
An individual who is a huge jerk while simultaneously being a boring and bad influence. Similar to avoid bag of dicks.
Sam couldn't believe what a jerkstore Hannah was when she rudely berated her awesome father.
додав Jerkstore 01 Жовтня 2014
a comeback muttered under your breath when you can't think of anything better to say.
joe: hey bobby, i just did your mom!
bobby: (muttering) jerkstore.
додав gofuk yerself 09 Листопада 2005
a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person
Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore
додав Andrew 26 Вересня 2003
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