Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"
Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.
she made her first mark in the genre of contemporary Christian music. In the late 90's, she landed a record deal with Columbia records. The first album she debut then was Sweet Kisses which unleashed the singles "I Wanna Love You Forever," "I Think I'm In Love," and "Where You Are." Her next album Irresistable in 2001 was also a hit record with the title track spawned and accomplishing the Hot 100 (#15), the Rhythmic Top 40 (#12), Top 40 Mainstream (#3) and Top 40 Tracks (#5). Her next album is titled In This Skin, which is described by Simpson as "uplifting and real".
She is also an often extremely overrated girl in terms of her looks. She has a square jaw, square face, square cheekbones, a strong nose with a bump on the bridge, lips that can only appear pronounce with appropriately applied lipstick, projecting eyebrow ridges, and simple eyes with no flair unless drastically aided by eyeshadow or eyeliner. She would be most suitable as a fairly handsome man if not an average one. Only with good airbrushing, directing of her face to the camera, and other means of softening her look would make her passable as feminine. Her body is curvaceous and overall nice as it is. Her hair appears healthy enough. Yet, the credit to her looks lies in her media-attributed sex appeal, the prancing in her videos, and other aspects of a bubblegum star along with her hair and body. She is indeed a butterface.
She also appears remarkably stupid whether it's due to a bit of acting or not in her NewlyWeds reality show starring her and her husband Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees.
2.) *in reference to face* Fairly attractive, don't ya think? Beautiful, even so. *generic and delusioned regard of facial beauty whether it be under that mane of shiny blonde hair, alone, with drastic make-up and/or airbrushing, etc.
3.) She looks mannish with that "manjaw" and square face. *correct*
4.) She looks as plain as a Jane, her facial features are so simple and bland regardless of the make-up. *correct*
5.) Good pipes, good stage presence, energy, lots of vibe. *decent compliment*
2. To be a woman who looks like one of God's perfect gifts to earth, but is in fact an insult to anyone with a brain.
3. To obtain millions for being a dumb-ass.
2."We were watching a show about Dinosaurs and she asked if it was actual footage... She's such a Jessica Simpson."
3. "He slipped on dry ground in the store, but they still settled with him for 1.2 million. Freakin' Jessica Simpson!"