Top Definition
a fat person, someone who eats a lot, wide-load
my friends lardass girlfriend ate my house.
додав Xr4Y 27 Жовтня 2004
A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.
Mike Hoffer,Ed Grabinski
додав Jer Kremski 25 Січня 2005
lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.
#mooch #lazy #cow #fat #glutton
додав Lipgloss Arsonist 05 Жовтня 2005
An extremely fat kid that refuses to go on a diet and stop playing World of Warcraft.
Cries alot when left out of everything.
Hated by everyone because hes a fatass ninja..
"Lardass will never get a group again after we post this on the forums"
"In the name of France I Conquer this bread"
"Hunters deserve melee weapons like rogues"
"Hunters are useful group members"
додав Durgenburger 04 Червня 2005
A fat person
That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.
додав Lisa 07 Листопада 2003
1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.
Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!
#fat-ass #lazy bum #fatty #lardasss #booty-do
додав MSF69 25 Березня 2007
Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.
Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.
додав Kay-Rub 08 Червня 2005
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