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1.
The male reproductive organ.
He just wants to see other men's linuses.
додав SagarStuChrisMatt 9 Грудень 2005
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2.
Beauty and royalty. Flaxen haired. Pure example of manhood.
Linus sure is a king among men.
додав norseking 9 Листопад 2007
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3.
Father of the operating system, Linux.
Linus invented Linux.
додав eSouth 3 Квітень 2005
104 90
 
4.
Linus ; a unique name , usually a cool and a sweet person. A great friend who is skilled in giving great advice
"Linus is so good at giving advice"
"Linus has a really unique name"
додав BoomshakalaKA 18 Жовтень 2013
7 5
 
5.
Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.
Example 1:
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"

Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."
додав crappybull 1 Вересень 2013
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6.
The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Penis example:

Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.

Idiot example:

Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!

Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!

Bill: Ahhh!!

Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.

Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
додав Bilboson 8 Січень 2012
27 41
 
7.
when a guy is about to reach their climax, they spit on whoever's back they are fucking, grab a towel or blanket, bust in it and mush the person whom they are fucking in the face with it...
leon forgot to replace the 5hour energy in the cabinet, so while being assfucked, his shemale pulled a linus
додав Bafoolery 16 Березень 2011
19 36