a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
додав Don Juan 8 Березень 2003
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
додав Lorelili 16 Жовтень 2010
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
додав superculona 27 Вересень 2009
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
додав qwertyismynamedontforgetit 18 Січень 2011
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
додав Evan Met 20 Квітень 2006
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
додав vidrome 15 Листопад 2009
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
додав Dr Wright 12 Березень 2009

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