1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
додав Jake 22 Квітень 2005
To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.
I masturbate every night!
додав ASSHOLE! 10 Липень 2004
Fly the airplane. Shift gears.
Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
додав Your Ass 26 Вересень 2003
Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
додав Shandy lover 29 Квітень 2003
to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
додав lucas bolton 6 Квітень 2006
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
додав anonymous 17 Грудень 2003
How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?
Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!
додав FatFastStrong 20 Жовтень 2009
to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose
додав Anonymous 25 Січень 2003

Щоденні сповіщення поштою

Вкажіть вашу поштову скриньку щоб отримати наші безкоштовні сповіщення зі Словом Дня (Urban Word of the Day) кожного ранку!

Листи надсилатимуться з daily@urbandictionary.com. Ми ніколи не надсилатимемо вам спам.

×