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3.
1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
додав Jake 22 Квітень 2005
 
22.
something you do to feel like you are fucking yourself :)
masturbate is pleasure
додав zedo 28 Липень 2006
 
23.
erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
From Latin word masturbatus
"I like to masturbate when i cant get laid"
додав Tucker 20 Квітень 2004
 
24.
to rub against your private parts until you cum.
I love to masturbate.i rubbed my pussy hard and imagined riding on top of her hips. licking her breasts and kissing her. I rubbed and rubbed, moaning and sighing. i was so wet and ready to come, masturbating is fun! suddenly my friend burst in and saw me. "what are you doing!?" she cried. "Masturbating, and fantasizing about you."i replied. Then she came over and started rubbing my pussy and then i came all over her hands.
додав christineee666 21 Листопад 2007
 
25.
When your 5 finger fiance gives you a bit of a knob-job. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE does it does it but still people are embarrassed by it. It SHOULD be that if you didn't masturbate it was sick or weird, not the other way around! I do it, I know another guy that does it, and I am very sure that everyone else in my school does it. Note: Do it, it feels soooooo great. P.s. for extra pleasure use lubricant and watch hardcore porn while you do it this way you get great pleasure and an AMAZING orgasm!
Me and ***** were in my house by ourselves so we went on the net and watched some porn...then we masturbated and neither of us felt embarrassed.
додав fapperface 21 Червень 2005
 
26.
When a woman is pushing the magic button
"Do you masturbate?" "All us women push the magic button sometime."
додав erotica69 16 Вересень 2005
 
27.
to play with yourself
i like to masturbate at the movie theater
додав boomer2 28 Липень 2003
 
28.
Guys- To rapidly yank your crank.
Chicks- To use variouse toys and satisfy yourself, or an electric toothbrush.
It is quite understandable.
додав Maddie 17 Квітень 2005