Mother I'd Like To Fuck. Also known as ILTFMM (I'd like to fuck my mother).

A MILF is someone who....

1) Makes your penis erect when you know she shouldn't.
2) Spoils friendships. Telling your best friend you'd like to fuck their mother will only cause arguments.
3) Brings a father and son together. You can both talk about how much you'd like to have sex with the woman in question.
4) Makes you start masturbating, or, makes you masturbate even more
5) If she ignores you, you start having rape fantasies.
6) Makes you start looking at your own mother in a new light.
7) You hope is a pedophile or into the "younger kid" depending on age
8) Is to blame for you exposing yourself to her, being beat up by her, her husband AND your friend.....plus being arrested by the police.
9) Makes you go with the neighbourhood slut just to fantasise it's the MILF you're having sex with.
10) Turns you into a criminal, and you find yourself breaking into her house and discovering a new pastime called "panty sniffing".
"I'm sorry your mom died. I'm going to really miss her. Expecially with her being a MILF"

"Mom, I'm sorry I slipped my hands between your legs when you were asleep. But I'm so in love with a MILF, I needed to touch your vagina and pretend it's hers"
додав Doctor Phew 14 Серпня 2011
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front,an Islamist group located in the southern Philippines.
MILF rebels killed 5 government soldiers yesterday.
додав Wpedit 19 Серпня 2010
1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.

2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.

Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.
додав mandavoshka 28 Липня 2010
Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."

Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.
додав XenoFoxOfficial 08 Серпня 2016
A person aged over 40 with a vibrant loud personality
Ghee my nana is a lovely milf
додав Olive.a 03 Листопада 2015
A very sexual desirable mature female who may or may not have bore children. She can be be physically attractive or plain but the one common trait they possess is a very healthy sex drive. As they have aged in years, their sexual skills have been honed to near perfection. They are also desirable because they usually have great oral skills and no sexual hangups like their younger counterparts.
"Did anybody every tell you that you mom is one hot MILF!!!??
додав the truth and nothing but 20 Липня 2015
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