Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
#shit #glory #morning #water #asshole
додав MikeyB A Baller 13 Жовтня 2011
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To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
додав oxmix 21 Жовтня 2003
When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
#confederate #morning wood #wood #morning #hard on
додав Scott Coleman 02 Квітня 2008
An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
Man waking up with a mysterious erection.
додав Jimmy Tinker 24 Квітня 2004
an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.
"Rob always gets a morning glory"
додав i seek the truth! 17 Березня 2003
The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.
I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.
додав jiblair 28 Жовтня 2003
1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
C16H17N3O3
2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.
1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."
додав Diego 31 Серпня 2003
Waking up with a hard on
Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?
#erection #hard on #penis #shlong #cock
додав Bandylank 08 Жовтня 2008
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