When you take a shit, then hours later your asshole starts to itch and you have to go wipe again.
Walter: "Yo man, you seem like something's bothering you."
Hank: "Yeah bro, I'm a little down in the dumps cuz my B-Hole itches so bad."
Walter: "Aww cheer up man, just go take a Mulligan."
Hank: "Word to your mother! I'll be right back!"
додав Hizdizzle 15 Червень 2011
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A Mulligan, in a game, happens when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action; usually due to lack of skill or bitter luck. A "Do-Over". Like getting an "Extra Play" in pinball due to sinking the ball before obtaining an arbitrary amount of points.
If your opening hand in Magic: The Gathering sucks bad; just call "Mulligan", reshuffle, and draw new cards.
додав Isaiah Hall 22 Лютий 2006
1. A term used to mean that when you make a stuff-upin golf, you can retry.
1. I need to take a mulligan, my ball went off course.
додав Dead Deer 30 Березень 2006
when, during intercourse, a mistake is made, and a free do-over is given
When I saw the displeased look on my lady's face when I tried to initiate buttsex, I couldn't help but ask for a mulligan.
додав morosen 16 Вересень 2005
A man who has a mullet and wears a large cardigan
Look at Garrett over there, he's rocking the mulligan.
додав SuperGaz 11 Жовтень 2011
The opposition to calling a shenanigan. If someone believes they have been cheated, mulligan refutes their belief.
Customer: I call shenanigans on my bill. I only spent 25 dollars.
Bartender: Mulligan! I have your tab right here. 200 dollars!!
додав ohyahitzfitz 26 Грудень 2012
When a dating relationship is brutally derailed by submerged emotional issues unknown to either person. If the derailer is allowed a second chance by the derailed, its a Mulligan. Even more so it accompanied by a decent bitch slap.
Wes: Dude, I can't believe all this time I didn't realize I was a sad bastard with ungodly sorrow, projecting my emotional issues on you! Please bitch slap my issues back into my subconscious and give me a Mulligan.

Laura: Fine. Take me to a nice restaurant on Friday night and it'll be fine...SMACK!
додав ananym 18 Березень 2013
When a man goes to bed with a woman with the intention of having sex, but is too drunk to perform either to a decent standard or at all. If the woman allows the man another attempt in the morning to redeem himself, this is known as a mulligan.
Man I ended up sleeping with Jessica last night, but i was so trashed i just couldn't do it! It's ok though, all was not lost, I grabbed the mulligan
додав mouth4war86 11 Лютий 2011

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