A very inconvenient disease.
Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"
#mumps #inconvenient #disease #terrible #paper towels
додав Lance_Uppercut 06 Травня 2009
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When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.
Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

#mumps #gay #fag #anus #loser #flaming #fruit #sick #dirty #penis #fucktard #retard #retarded #stupid asshole #lamoid
додав Pollup 01 Грудня 2007
Verb, An act involving three individuals, (Two living and one dead)In which one of the living individuals (person a) places his/her mouth over the dead persons genitals while the remaining individual (person b) jumps on the dead individuals stomach forcing the parcially decomposed remnants of gooey goodness into person A's mouth. mmmmmmmm

Noun, The sound made by the act explained above.
Lets go mumping tonight!!
додав Zack George 26 Квітня 2004
(v) Mump, Mumped, Mumping, Mumper, Mumpee.

To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.

This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.

The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
You're getting mumped!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
#hump #mump #mum #insult #sex #mumper #mumping #mumped #mumpee #maw #gran
додав Jamiesons & Craig 13 Березня 2011
To work overtime in a job to earn more cash.
Im mumping on another bank holiday!
#mump #overtime #work #job #money
додав __Ben__ 07 Січня 2008
Mump: a small round lump which replaces the penis or vagina.It usaully has a single hair that is surronded by a small purple circle, similar to a nipple.
I waled into Timmy's room and he hd his pants down. I saw his mump and screamed. It was the worst thing I had ever seen.
#mump #timmy #jewish #nipple #purple
додав Jeff Camacho 15 Лютого 2007
A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.
Get away u mumps infested hobo.
додав William Gates 03 Лютого 2005
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