Top Definition
A bowel movement. Shit.
I gotta take a nixon.
додав Geezer 04 Грудня 2003
When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
додав Ressaler 16 Липня 2006
(Verb) A variation of a motorboat. While a man is shaking his face between two breasts he will hold up peace signs and say "I am not a crook!"
He started to give me a motorboat but then he started giving me a Nixon
додав shazwald 02 Лютого 2010
Getting fucked over. Taken advantage of. Named after President Nixon.
"Dude, I just got nixoned!"

"Oh man, my HMO nixoned me."

"I'm going to nixon that guy."
додав ghammer 03 Серпня 2013
A man who attempts to engage in intercourse without a condom without his partner's awareness... i.e. a tricky dick.
"I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He's a total Nixon."
додав tra4 14 Лютого 2012
Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.
"Dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons."
додав SpookN 30 Листопада 2005
Female Breasts. Particularly attractive breasts.
Shit, jackson, look at the nixons on that betty!

That chick with Danny's girlfriend has a serious set of nixons. Is anyone tapping her oval office?
додав Tyrathect 08 Травня 2006

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