take a dump
be right back, gotta pinch a loaf
додав a 27 Березень 2000
Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
додав bingobastard 28 Березень 2009
take a shit
додав Anonymous 8 Травень 2003
to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
додав Light Joker 11 Січень 2005
A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
додав B. Steed 2 Січень 2005
To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back
додав Ryan Hershbeger 2 Червень 2006
(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
додав Peter 29 Травень 2006

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