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dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
You are such a plonker, Rodney.
додав Jackson Pillock 13 Січня 2003
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.
додав Emperor Bubba 01 Лютого 2005
Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.
"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.
додав Aliza250 25 Серпня 2005
someone stupid.
someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.
додав xJess. 25 Червня 2010
A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.

Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.
"Man i think your girlfriends hot; I'll give you a game of plonkers for her"
додав TheGayMaker 13 Грудня 2007
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