a male who on occasion participates in strange activities, such as: water skiing and trying on women's shoes. a "ponce" may often be found wearing strange or moth-eaten fur hats, similar to one that 'light speed champion' wears. in response to a cuss from a "ponce", one would most likely say "shut up, gayboy" or "take that shit off your head".
MYLES: i'm thinking i might wear that furry hat out today.
JAMES: you think that will get you bare babes, init..that's so ponce.
MYLES: shut up, gay boy.
JAMES: at least i don't try on girls' shoes.
додав greyfrust 25 Серпня 2009
Someone who is creepy in a posh way OR someone who is just plain retarded.
Hey, look at that creepy posh guy standing over there wearing the polo shirt and the leather shoes. He's totally a ponce.
додав Gleeklover 11 Липня 2011
a person that has a certain "poncy" quality, when you see one you just know ;)
boy 1: "did you see arthur at the party?"

boy 2: "nahh mate i missed him"

boy 1:"well he was trying to look classy and superior but yet had too short of trousers and looked like he took it up the rear "

boy 2:"haha he's such a ponce!"
додав <3ponces 09 Липня 2010
A guy who dresses polished and fashionable. Always has his hair combed perfect.
Doug; Whos the new guy working at the club is he a fag or something?

Kyle; Nah fool that's Abel he's ponce.

stylish fly pimp prince pretty
додав Knightrook 12 Березня 2010
(noun)-A temporarily lost or permanently lost article(s) of clothing. If you have no idea where your shirt is, it immediately a "ponce".
Where are my Ponce ?!?!?!!?!?!
додав The hidden 174 04 Серпня 2011
A person who spends large ammounts of time or money trying to make themselves appear cool, but perhaps in a peculiar manner, buying expensive and peculiar items of clothing or spending large ammounts of time doing peculiar activites, that are overly expensive such as water skiing or playing xbox.
Camille: "Sophie do you want to go out and get some curry"
Sophie: "Na might stay in and try and get a handjob on the xbox from that myles guy and be careful don't spill Curry on my new Prada's £500 they were"
Camille: "After we can spend bare time on urban dictionary and playing bounce yeah?"
Sophie: "Sure, better than trying on girl's shoes and wearing a fur trapper thats so ponce"
додав HEAFFEY 01 Грудня 2009
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