An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
додав Chonky 3 Червень 2007
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.
This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
додав Colgatepony 31 Серпень 2011
A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
додав bakenshake 1 Травень 2010
when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while
i was in the car so long i got a poner
додав pbsbrockton 3 Вересень 2011
a pussy boner
Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
додав Jesus Christ SAN 4 Грудень 2009
An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
додав jrfredrick 21 Травень 2013
Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.
додав Organ Grinder 29 Лютий 2012

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