scratching one's crotch
Alan enjoys having a good scrotch while watching TV
додав Naughty Kat 24 Червень 2009
A derogatory word derived from "Scrotum" and "Crotch", used to define an indefinable sex; usually associated with a hermaphrodite. This word can also be used when insulting another person.
Person 1: Is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: It's a scrotch!

Person 3: Don't be such a scrotch.
додав Coopers 3 Червень 2007
to scratch your crotch when it is dry, itchy, or chafing occurs.
guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it

guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry
додав scrotchlover5000 24 Травень 2010
Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
додав billebllunt 19 Січень 2014
a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"
"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...
додав gg.rub 26 Червень 2006
N: When one spills Scotch Whiskey on their groin area, the resulting stain is known as "Scrotch".
Mc: "That jerk bumped into me and I spilled my glass, I had Scrotch the rest of the party.

Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"
додав Naught Reel Nayme 20 Грудень 2010
To scratch one's Crotch
Dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?
додав Necro 19 Січень 2004

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