the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
Nate: Dude, bring it.
John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident