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Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"
Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.
#internet #www #web #wifi #wan #lan #world wide web
додав hired_geeks_tbone 22 Квітня 2009
The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.
I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.
#shiternet #shitter net #shittingnet #internet #world wide web
додав Bozzltov 05 Жовтня 2008
The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.
#crap #internet #shitternet #lost #computers
додав mrmcpowned 19 Січня 2011
Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.
Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?

Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.
#internet #online #upload #spam.virus #cookies #web site #pop ads.
додав V-Image 24 Січня 2012
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