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Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
додав Honest Abe 24 Березня 2005
A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Stinky Pears is a sock monkey
додав Taco 30 Січня 2004
a very "out of the loop" innocent person.
"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?
додав peppermintpatty1994 15 Липня 2009
A Ho that like to do crack!
she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!
додав Show 06 Лютого 2005
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
додав scumqueen 21 Жовтня 2005
A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
додав Suzy Creamcheeze 09 Липня 2009
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