A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
Remind me never to eat Branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i'd been fingered by an elephant!
додав Mrbruceman 15 Березень 2009
The act of inserting one finger into the vaginal opening (normally the index finger), and two into the anus (normally the middle and pinky fingers). Also known as the reverse shocker.
Commonly referred to as: one in the pink, two in the stink.

eg. Man, I streteched this chick out last night, and she loved it.
додав Pam Cuthbank 27 Травень 2005
a sexual position that includes two men and one female. The goal is to have sex while running. You set this position up thusly:
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.

Dude, me and my bro, are going to stretcher this chink while running a 5k it should be awesome.

Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
додав Life Suxs 4 Листопад 2007
Stretcher: To lay down slabs of rubber, WHILE rolling out a burnout; To lay rubberized destruction, to a (preferably public) road on/in a motorized vehicle; To perform a rolling burnout.
I layed down a stretcher in front of your mothers house last night on the 1K.
додав BAD TA WS6 21 Травень 2011
to get just unbelievably wasted to the point where you cannot walk and need to be taken out on an actual stretcher
"Man, i was so stretchered last night. What did I do?
додав Brett Scheifele 17 Січень 2009
A stretch that's so good it gives you a boner. (A combination of stretch and boner)
Man, that was a total stretcher
додав textman09 26 Грудень 2013
a gun; meaning to "stretch" you or lay you out.
I pulled the stretcher on the nigga; i had the stretcher by my side
додав Andre Young 19 Березень 2005

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