A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.

(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.
додав Modern Definitions 24 Травень 2012
To crouch down and cover ones head with arms during a fight.
I was going to punch him but he turtled! What a coward.
додав Testudine 3 Лютий 2012
Substitute for using touche during an argument/discussion - from the Touche Turtle TV programme.
Turtle
додав Prinnyf 13 Травень 2011
Verb: the act of fist pounding someone and continuing to duck your fist underneath his. While performing the act you would say turtle as your hand is going below. Causing the person on the receiving end to appear stupid.
"Oh dude way to go" (offer fist pound and continue with turtle motion) "oh shit, I got you with the turtle bitch"
додав o-gizzle 29 Квітень 2010
Rolling your surfboard over to allow a large wave to pass over you.
That set was gnarly, I had to turtle twice to get past that lineup.
додав Wave Kiper 31 Липень 2006
(v.) To play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.

(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.

(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.
Jeff Schaefer's turtle Sagat destroyed my Chun Li, because he would uppercut me as I jumped over the tiger shots that he was throwing from the other side of the screen.
додав Milo D. Cooper 30 Серпень 2003
Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
додав iamthyturtle 12 Січень 2012

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