This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.
Harry: GTFO you wanker!

Jason: Smd
додав Manbungoed 22 Серпень 2010
The act of wanking.
If you don't shut up i will wank on you.
Damn, that girl is fine, I would like to wank her.
додав Marissa Babazadeh 19 Червень 2008
1. abusive meaning for someone that masturbates
2. crude meaning for masturbation
abusive meanings
1. my boss is a fucking wanker
2. what a fucking cunt of a wank he was
3. go fuck yourself you fucking zygote wanker
4. wankers should be done for
5. get fucked you fucking wank

crude meanings
6. i had a wee wank this morning
7. i hate when skeet spurts out your dick after a wank
8. i don't like wanking
9. might as well have a wank a quickie of the wrist
10. i never wank off ever
додав lucas bolton 6 Квітень 2006
Ridiculous, annoying or stupid; usually refers to a bad outcome or situation
"I got kicked off the bus today 'cause I was 10p short"
"Man, that's wank"

"I lost my whole essay today, the computer was being wank and restarted."

"I have 9am lectures every day this week"
"That's wank."
додав Carolyn Pitt 28 Жовтень 2005
Verb - The act of readjusting ones underwear vigorously during a film on channel 5 (uk).
Channel 5(uk) - what a load of wank!!!!
додав CITA 14 Вересень 2003
Adjective for disappointing and underwhelming. A bad experience that falls short of expectations. Usually followed with a sense of yearning for something more.

In relation to a single "wank" as in "wanking off" or a hand job. A singular wank that leaves the subject with a sense of yearning for a full experience, but alas it was only a singular wank.
"Hey what did you think of that movie last night?"
"Fuck, man that shit was wank! Shoulda stayed home instead"
додав Thanatos89 20 Лютий 2014
What you do when no one is home.
No ones home what shall I do? I know I'm gonna wank.
додав fuck me slut 5 Листопад 2013

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