Top Definition
An adolescent male slang term for a penis, popular in the rural south in the 1980s. Esp. used at summer camp.
Dude, close your tent flaps when you are changing, everybody can see your pitifully small wonkey.
#penis #dick #cock #purple helmet warrior #weiner #hot dog #pecker #pee-pee #wee-wee
додав wonkey monkey 12 Жовтня 2007
Wonkey is a adjective used to describe someone who is offkey.
Wonkey might mean you are a homosexual, dress funny, act in a unexplainable way or generally seem messed up.
Did you see that dude in skinny jeans with a tight top? "yeah he looks completely wonkey"

Why is that guy talking to that hideous female? "I dunno he must be wonkey"

Why would they do that? "Because they are all wonkey"
#wonkey #offkey #gay #homosexual #funny #messed up
додав Dragz600 26 Жовтня 2011
White, honkey funk music
Wow the Grateful Dead And Phish sure is some wonkey music
#white boy #jam band #spacey #lot #wookie
додав Wonkey101 01 Грудня 2009
An InvisionFree forum bug where the first post of each page is invisible until the second post is made. Usually only happens in large topics.
Heh, you got hit by the wonkey dude!
#bug #pwnz0red #forum #invisionfree #administrator
додав Jarmatus 13 Червня 2008
a wolf monkey
named rocco
dude that wonkey eats glue!
#glue eater #immature #elf #child #orange bag
додав jeche 15 Грудня 2007
A wanker.

From the following joke:
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
- A wonkey.
You are such a wonkey.
#wanker #donkey #joke #wankey #monkey
додав moosy 30 Жовтня 2006
indiscribable word used to describe someone that you dont have a good enough insult for. NOT to be confused with honky for it is not a racial slur of any sort, just a stupid word. can be used as a noun or adjective.

created by me and a friend being stupid at work.
"your such a wonkey"
"look at those wonkey dancers with their wonkey ways"
додав whitey138 17 Січня 2005
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