Top Definition
Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"
#welch #renege #fail #quit #backout
додав jay20716 13 Жовтня 2014
A type of dumpling common to Chinese cooking. Also comes deep fried and maybe filled with delicious minced meats and assorted food.
I like to order Wontons from the Chinese Resturant
#wonton #chinese food #deep fried #wnoton #wanton
додав Boris from Russia 25 Жовтня 2006
causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
#delish #chinese cuisine #chinese #cuisine #doom #damage #destruction
додав papermachete 26 Жовтня 2005
Balls, Cojones, Testosterone
She has terrible breath, But I don't have the WonTons to tell her.
#balls #cojones #testosterone #courage #strength
додав mollytim 20 Серпня 2008
The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.

His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Typical forum activity.

Noob 1: Iz be trollin'

Wontons: I am here.

Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU

The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
#wontons #won tons #noob #troll #world of warcraft
додав Notwontons 28 Листопада 2009
Won Ton is a common word used in replace of the word chink.
Look at dat fucken won ton across the street.
#won-ton #won #ton #won ton #tonn #chink #noodle #rice
додав Mitchell S. 21 Серпня 2007
A euphemism for any word that needs a euphemism
OO Jenn, please spike my wonton
#euphemism #stick #boar #click #tiger
додав rhcp_rock 16 Березня 2006
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